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#Lame jokes movie

Have you ever watched the movie “Constipated”?.

What do you call an alligator that reads maps?.

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?.

What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?.

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?.

I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets.

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?.